Shortcuts

• Hat on in all his photos = receeding or balding 
• Not smiling/smiling without showing teeth in a number of photos = bad teeth 
• Photo looks kind of old like it's from the 90s = it is, he is now about 10 yrs older and has put on lots of weight 
• Professional photoshoot photo = it's not actually him or he looks a lot worse without make up on or he's a total wanker and loves himself 
• Body Type listed as 'a little extra weight' = he's massive. Guys in general have a very high opinion of themselves if you compared a girl that listed herself as having 'a little extra weight' and a guy listed as the same the girl would be much much smaller, because we are used to putting ourselves down and selling ourselves short  
• His profile says he can't upload pics but is happy to show you some when you add him:he's a liar, he made himself a profile, he knows how to upload a photo. Remember when you made your profile and it prompted you to add a photo, he got the same thing and didn't put a photo up! He is ugly or is plain and has no confidence, yet he's sent you a request because he thinks you're hot.  
• He looks really hot in one of his photos but not in the others: judge him on his worse photo because that's more likely to be what he looks like in real life.  
• He only has one photo: this is heaps better than none i admit but... make sure you see a few other photos of him before getting too into him or meeting him. 
• He has photos, it's just that they are on his phone: liar. Just an excuse to get your number and probably send you naked photos of a guy from neck down which probably isn't him anyway 
• His only photo is him in a suit: he might look good but you have no idea of his fashion sense. While this is superficial and may not matter it's just something to consider 
• He's not looking at the camera in his photos: another sign that the photo might be a paparazzi shot of some lesser known celebrity. What normal people have photographers taking photos of them without looking at the camera? 
• He sends you a request 'i just want to be friends with you': no he doesn't he just thinks you wouldn't add him as you're too hot for him and figures you might add him as a friend and then he can try the moves. 
• He hasn't written anything about himself... but he's hot: he wants casual sex 
• He describes himself as attractive: he is a wanker with no social skills.We can see from the photo whether he's hot or not. 
• He's holding a puppy or kitten in his photo: he's a wanker.
• His profile says that he lost a bet or his mates made him a profile: that didn't happen. He's embarrassed about being on an online dating site and is making an excuse.